Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2010

SSHS breaking news!


There's a beehive at school and it was covered with yucky bees!! THIS IS REAl!

Monday, December 28, 2009

Wish mo lang, anak.

Here are things na wish mo sabihin sayo ng parents mo.

1. Anak, bumangon ka na male-late ka na. Pero kung ina-antok ka pa sige matulog ka nalang, sa next period ka nalang pumasok.

2. O, eto allowance mo oh. May dagdag na na pang-gimik yan.

3. Amoy alcohol ka na naman!? Nag-jamming na naman kayo. Bad trip, di man lang ninyo ako sinama.

4. Gabi na matulog na ka na. Bukas samahan mo ako, bili tayo ng bago mong cellphone.

5. Nan-dyan ang jowa mo sa labas. Papasukin ko nalang dito sa kwarto mo?

6. Tumawag yung adviser mo sabi lagpak ka na naman daw. Di bale ok lang, may next sem pa naman.

7. Junior, bakit iisa lang girlfriend mo? Ang hina mo naman, dagdagan mo pa para may extra.

8. Anak, bakit hindi ka pa nagbo-boyfriend? Ok lang naman sa amin kung mabuntis ka, kami na bahala sa magiging anak mo.

9. Hindi pa-ubos ang 300 na load mo? Noong isang araw pa yun ah…

10. Anak naman! Bakit hindi mo inu-ubos ang binibigay naming allowance sayo… Kumakayod kami ng husto ng Daddy mo para may pantustos sayo tapos hindi mo ginagastos ang binibigay namin sa’yo!?

Friday, December 11, 2009

POOOOOOOOODLLLLLEEEE


POODLE CLASS..super daming juniors ang seniors para magmake up test.
Like a computer shop.
Ilang beses sumigaw si poodle..nagkaroon ng rabis..
From maamo to askal.

SHE'S SUCH A BITCH, LITERALLY.:) -Aldric

Friday, December 4, 2009

SHAIDER / DINO!!!

THE NEW BENCH BODY

..credits to Nigel Binas.:)

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Friday the 13th

BAD LUCK?
  • Jackie was injured (sack race)
  • Jackie's lunch was disgusting
  • we lost the tug of war game
  • i broke my bottle of water
  • it rained very hard
  • missed the unity dance
  • we ran from HCHS to SSHS inspite of the rain
Although I/ some of us encountered these, I'm still thankful because our batch is united again!
GO JUNIORS!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Breaking news: FLOODED MASANGKAY!!

Somewhere, I don't remember
Somewhere near our house
Central Lockwood Hardware
Metro Hospital
Outside the Church
Benavidez
Near Hope Christian High School
Luzon
Somewhere
Outside St. Stephen's Parish
St. Stephen's High School
Masangkay
StickyNotes:
Took some pics a while ago when I was circling Masangkay.. Flooded Masangkay..by BAGYONG ONDOY..(sorry medyo malabo yung mga pics, cellphone cam lang kasi yan eh)
Parang naging ilog yung buong Pilipinas..sarap magswimming :))

Friday, September 25, 2009

"HINDI FREE TIME ANG PERIOD NI MA'AM JADRAQUE"
Oo nga..you can say that boring nga yung period niya but fyi.. not free time..
Kawawa naman siya pag sasabihin niyo yun sakanya..
Haller?! Siya kaya gumagawa ng decorations sa classroom natin kaya give her some respest naman..
Mabait pa siya..
Well..for ma'am jadROCKS~ sorry ma'am, peace na tayo.. sayang beauty niyo ngayon :))
kiSSkiSs:)
09-25-09 outside the faculty

ILoveTheRain

Whaaa..grabe..Super lakas ng ulan..maginaw din..pero super gusto ko tong weather na to, pero sana tumapat dapat ito sa weekdays na may pasok para maging wala ng pasok!! Whahahaha! Ang sama ko no! Hahaha, 4 days na lang nga every week na may pasok eh..super weird..pero super saya kasi nakakapagrest kami from the stress! Nakakatamad din kasing pumasok everyday, 5 or 5:30 am ka gigising tapos maliligo ka then kain..after that rush ka dapat sa school na para di malate, pero pag nalate ka, hai! makikita mo na nanaman si pan lao shi..kailangang kumuha ng late slip..Tapos nyan, aakyat ka ng 4th floor, sobrang pagod sabay hingal tapos papagalitan ka ng teacher pag di mo grineet ng good morning..sasabihin nya "Why are you late?" Pagsinabi mong traffic sasabihin nyang mas malayo pa bahay niya sayo. Hai nako..ang teacher talaga, di maintindihan ang buhay estudyante. (haha, eh di din natin maintindihan ang buhay teacher kaya patas lang!!) Pagtapos pagalitan ng teacher, deretso sa armchair, lalabasin yong notebook, ballpen.. copy the notes written on the board..napakarami. I miss elem, buti pa sila may handouts na binibigay..eh kami, wala..ang mahal kaya ng tuition fee..tapos walang lecture notes..but the worst thing is, pagod na pagod ka na nga, ang init init, wala pang aircon! Hindi ko alam kung ano gusto nila makatipid o cheap lang talaga yung school. PATIENCE daw, sabi ng teacher, hai nako, di ko alam kung makakapaghintay pa kami ang init kaya. Tska everyday may test, sabi ng mga teachers na madali lang yung test, eh, duh?! who made the test ba? How can you say the test is hard if you made it yourself?? Mahirap kaya magaral..di ko lang alam sa mga iba dyan ah.. tapos ano pa ba?.. ayun, yung groupings, group report, group presentations.. mahirap yun ah, lalong lalo na kapag walang tutulong sayo, wlang magcocooperate sayo..hindi mo matitiis na di gawin diba? kasi group grade yun eh..sana choose your own group mates na lang no? Para at least mas responsible sila. Hmm..what else? Homeworks? Cheating lang yun eh.. I don't get why teachers give homeworks kung alam nilang cheating lang kami dun, dagdag pagod lang yun eh.. :)) Tapos mga bullies.. hai, they're the worst..papasok ka na nga lang sa school, mambubully pa yung iba sayo.. tell you bad words, bad things that may hurt your feelings..haii..sobrang hirap ng school..I hate school and I know most of us do, but the fun thing about school is you can hang out with some of your friends and teachers..

Well yun lang naman..sana umulan pa ng todo todo, too the max :DD
Thanks for reading :D enJOy the sOng :)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Celebrity Teachers

Ms. Canlas- Katy Perry ~hot and cold
Ms. San Miguel- Avril Lavigne ~best damn thing
Ms. Ramos- Beyonce ~ego
Ms. Jadraque- Taylor Swift ~love story
Ms. De Torres- Miley Cyrus ~nobody's perfect
Ms. Petinez- Lady GaGa ~poker face
Ms. Madrilejo- Vanessa Hudgens (not sure yet)
Mrs. Filomeno- Britney Spears (not sure yet)
Mr. Buendia, Mr. Ping, Mr. Ching- the jonas brothers ~paranoid
Ms. Lopez- ?
etc..
THIS ARE THE KALOKOHAN OF OUR BARKADA :))
come and share your ideas with us..comment comment! :)

Friday, July 31, 2009

Parent Teacher Conference

After Chinese classes, Harvey, Mazda, Anne, Aldric and me went to the Stephenian hall to go to the PTC. We saw teachers, parents, and some students walking around. At first we just hang around, laugh and talk a bit. Just a minute later, we saw a tray filled with Jojo candies and Happy nuts place on top of a table, Harvey said : "ui! ang daming candy! Kuha tayo!" All of us rushed towards the table and got some candies to eat, but I think those candies and nuts are for the parents, not for us. But we got some of it even though its not for us, because its yummy, according to Harvey and Mazda. After that, we saw those chinese teachers comming up the Stephenian hall, first we saw Terror, Jollibee and Sharon. They went inside the inner Stephenian hall immediately. Of course we greeted those teachers to show RESPECT, it went pretty fine, i think. 5 minutes later, Jarjar went up the stairs, exhausted. I think deep inside, she is saying "Success, I'm already here!" Mazda told us that Jarjar went up with Terror and the others but Jarjar was very late, i think you know why already! Jarjar just walked across the table filled with candies, and 1 second passed, half of the candies and nuts were gone! We are in shocked on that moment, especially Harvey. So we just ate those candies left. Almost died in shame. Janitors looked and laughed at us, super embarrassing, we thought that they're thiking that we're PG's (patay gutom), basically some of us really are.

I saw my auntie at the middle of our talk with the Sharolites--consist of Harvey, Mazda and Anne, and i pulled her to join the PTC. First teacher I've chosen for her to talked to is Mr. Buendia, not doubt, he had shown off his plasticness to my auntie! After him, Ms. De Torres was next, to help my aunt in falling a line, I helped her. Mazda and Harvey are going on that time, so we waved to them and said our goodbyes. Okay, next, my aunt just went to our science teacher, Miss Canlas. My quizzes are falling down, 85, 90, 76, 68 and Long test was 72. And the worst comment was she said I'm a noisy person! After that my aunt proceeded to our math teacher, Ms. De Torres. She said my quizzes are fine, but I have one failing mark but its ok, because I have a 100 to balance it. Ms. De Torres was smiling and to me when talked to my aunt, Anne said "maybe she's telling the worst things about you!" Oh no!!! Well then, after that its my trigonometry teacher's turn,Ms. Jadraque. Unfortunately, the line was so long, and we need to hurry because we should go home right away. So we just skipped her, after that my aunt we to our Filipino teacher, Gng. Delos Reyes. My aunt told me her comments to me was good, thanks to my special ability, which i called sipsipity! You might as well try it, pretty effective. Then, moving on, my aunt went to my Chinese teachers Rabbit and Jolence. Then she went to Mrs. Briones, my English teacher. My aunt said that the only comment that she has given to her for me is me being a talkative person, well thats the reality, nobody could change that. After Mrs. Briones, Mr. Ping was next, for your information, he is our social teacher. His comments was the worst! He said I'm talkative, noisy and active, super active, in short, HYPERACTIVE..whoosh.

Inside the car:
What does my teacher said about me??(I asked again just to be sure):
she answered: who?
I said: Ms. De Torres- She said: The dark-skinned teacher?
Ms. Canlas- The big-eyed teacher?
Mrs. Delos Reyes- The old one?
Mrs. Briones- The thin teacher who knows how to speak in chinese?
Mr. Buendia- The one who have brought the small laptop with him?
Mr. Ping- The teacher who commented the worst to you?
She answered: "They all commented that your the most talkative in class!! Thanks to Mr. Buendia (Who is now my favorite teacher) for his plasticness! Thank you very much!!

Well this end my PTC day! For all those teachers who commented badly to me, lagot kayo sakin! muhahaha! :))

Where are those teachers?



Here's what we do when the teachers are all gone! Cellphone, psp, ipod, talking, laughing doing nonsense things, some of them are studying! woo! The nerds do that every time! Well, the main purpose of having free time is having free time! Duh?! What do you think it is for??
We had a lot chit chat with Jackielyn, Roselle, Aldric and Harvey. Picture taking for facebook! Aldric's kinda acting like lady gaga! totally weird! Speaking of lady gaga, Ms. Canlas' magic bag has the lady gaga picture printed!! Moving back, I'm so bored and I have nothing to do so I just pulled Jackie's eyeliner and experimented Harvey's face!You can't see the transformation in this picture but I used Jackie's eyeliner to put eye bugs below his eyes! Funny! And I also made an fake bruise on Aldric's hand, it's kinda real, i think!
Oh, the bell rang, its time for Chinese, many tests! My gosh, start studying!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Cute and cuddly!

To introduce, the guy at the left is Harvey Chua and at the right is Paul Chua, okay i know what you're thinking, but they are not brothers, nor twin brothers. They are just normal students that go to school on weekdays like me. But they has many similarities too, like they are both funny, they always bring happy faces in class and they are also joke tellers. They're so cute and cuddly right? Harvey's like a bear and Paul's like a cute hamster. Nice! :))

*I would never say bad things about them coz who knows what they can do to me?

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

No refill

"Love yourself before loving other people"

Ugly face, Ugly personality


Miley Cyrus! urgh, every time i hear her name, yucks. She doesn't know how to sing or act! Really, eww..i cant believe my younger sister loves her! "Miley's a b*tch" according to Mr. Harvey Chua. I think she really is a loser and trying hard actress. Am I right??:P

Weird Humor

yeah, yeah. I know Harvey got this also in his blog but mine is another version of it:
the C U tom- copper tom! we didn't even understand a thing when she said that!
its like this:
Ms. Canlas: to remember copper, remember SEE YOU TOM--copper tom!
3 red: huh??? (don't understand her humor)
Ms. Canlas: SEE YOU TOM nga, copper tom!
[others still cannot get it]
3 red: hahahahahaha! (kunyaring tawa)
Lesson: dont make a joke that you think your students will not understand ;))

**we told this to Arvin and he said when Miss Canlas told "her joke" to 3 blue, f.y.i. the TALENTED SECTION, all of them pulled out their periodic tables and looked for the CU copper tom! huhuhu, at least we didn't do that!!